Lux Amnesiac
Lux. 27. Works in higher ed. Lives in MD. Reblogs kittens, politics, and game of thrones.
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also, little spider, if you could find and eat the motherfucking mosquito that just bit me through my pajama pants, i’d really appreciate it. i spared your life, so you sort of owe me.
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- me: how do we feel about small spiders in carpeted areas of our home?
- him: i don't know what you're actually asking.
- me: do we let them live? do we kill them?
- him: ... i mean, whatever.
- me: well, if we kill them, then you need to come kill him.
- him: then, no.
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the best thing about having a party this weekend?
all the leftover food. sure, we put out a fair chunk of change to make burgers, but my friend made delicious oily, herby focaccia and i just stuffed some in my face. even though it’s a little stale now it’s soooo effing good.
also there is house cake, red velvet bites and some dirt left.
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I am soooooooo sick to my stomach. I mean at least it’s the middle of the goddamn night and all our friends are asleep but Jesus Christ.
Remember that horoscope stress reaction thing? If this wasn’t me on my goddamn phone at 5am I would use the “accurate” gif. Ugh.
Also somewhere nearbyish there is a rooster. Not in our immediate development, but close enough that I can hear his feathered ass mocking me.
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Grown up house party and one couple passed out early but the rest of us played cards against humanity pretty much completely sober.
Does this mean we’re adults?
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- ♍ Virgo: Digestive upset, restlessness, repetitive movements (hair twirling, counting) tremor, rapid thinking, withdrawal into isolated ‘bubble’, compulsive tasks (cleaning, organizing), need to keep busy and distracted may pace back and forth
I’m a Virgo with a rising sign of Virgo. That means 90% of the time, I’m pooping in my bubble?
